DUTCH:
Instead of flat out calling someone lame, or an ass, or a loser or any form of any kind of put down, we have substitued the word 'dutch' for such occasions. though it has been known that ass will be added to the end of the word dutch to emphasize how stupid a person can really be.

'Dude, why do you have to act so dutch all the time?'
'yea, nick was a real big dutch-ass'

Dutch means:
1) rude, unfriendly, inhospitable, unwelcoming, xenophobic;
2) generally crappy, miserable;
3) excessively bureaucratic, full of red tape

1) Hey what's you're problem? Stop being so dutch.
2) Don't bother seeing that movie, it was totally dutch.
3) The DMV loves being dutch.

And the race having excessively small penises, have only 1 pair of shoes but just got a new pair with sexy white laces, and is constantly pleasuring his or herself. Some add an "i" to the ends of their names to become porn stars, whilst uthers become aware of the fact of there dutch heritage and become Spekta.

Hi im dutch, pleased to meet ya.

Dutch: involves having no life, can be used in place of any word for a person with no life. can be used as dutching, dutchted, dutch, has have or had dutched, will duth, may have dutched, can dutch, dutches, etc.

Elaine dutched the oddessy last night.
Are you going to dutch?
What the dutch was that?
Dutch decided to have a slice of cake.
Mr. Malash dutched over the rainbow.
Mrs. Marsella dutched across the cafeteria in a very dutchly outfit.

DUTCH PEOPLE:
A bunch of people that can't be trusted, and are cheap. They are unable to be stealth as their shoes are made of wood.

Dude....you can't trust the fuckin dutch!

Dutch ASS Oven:
when you've just dutch ovened your girlfriend.
She pretends to go to sleep and after a few minutes she pretend to go to the bathroom and than suddenly she sits and farts with all off her ass in your face, and after 1 minute she goes back to sleep without saying a word.

Gross, got the dutch ass oven yesterday night

DUTCH HACKER:
a hacker that uploads viruses into library computers.
hey jeff look at that flagrant thats screwin' up tha library computers with his
gay virus that doesn't do anything.

En dan nu, een leuk filmpje.